Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical

Falcon’s season gets off to a rip-roaring start this year with the area premiere of Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical.  This hilarious spoof on the 70s adult film genre captures the cheesy style and paper-thin plot  development of the original film but adds plenty of song and dance to make this a side-splittingly fun evening of theater.

Falcon has established a history of producing outrageous musicals with Poseidon, view Evil Dead, search Gilligan’s Island and others.  Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical stays firmly in that vein and is a rowdy good time!  While the play does contain adult subject matter, website there is no nudity and it’s appropriate for any adult audiences.

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Directed by Dan Doerger

Lauren Bailey
Michelle Grove Shaffer
Pam Blessing
Rachel Payne
Jennifer Drake
Greg Shaffer
Jeff Surber
Ron Burrage

Performance Dates: October 7,8,14,15,21,22,2011

Ticket Prices:

  • Adults:  $17.00 (Musicals $18.00)
  • Students:  $14.00 (with valid student ID) (Musicals $15.00)
  • Seniors:  $14.00 (65 years or older)  (Musicals $15.00)

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  • Tickets to all current season productions are available for purchase online or through our box office phone line (513-479-6783).
  • Online Tickets: When you purchase tickets online you will be required to print your confirmation page.  Please bring this page to the theater to claim your tickets.
    • A $1.00 Service Fee per ticket will be added to all online sales.
    • Online ticket sales close 4 hours prior to curtain for all performances.
  • Phone Reservations: Tickets reserved by phone will be held at the box office for payment and pick-up.  Tickets must be claimed a minimum of 10 minutes before curtain.  Falcon reserves the right to release any unclaimed tickets 10 minutes prior to curtain.

Discount Tickets:

Groups:  $3.00 off per ticket for each member of the group
Falcon offers this discount to groups of 10 or more.  Please call the box office to reserve group tickets. Discount not available online.

Armed Forces:  2 for 1 tickets
Active members of the U.S. Armed Forces or Reserves receive 2 tickets for the price of one with a valid Armed Forces ID.  Please call the box office to reserve Armed Forces discount tickets.  Discount not available online.

Enjoy The Arts/START:  $2 Discount off regular ticket price (limit 2 per member)
Enjoy the Arts/START ID required.  Please call the box office to reserve ETA/START tickets.  Discount not available online.

League of Cincinnati Theatres:  $2 Discount off regular ticket price (limit 2 per member)
LCT Membership ID required.  Please call the box office to reserve LCT Discount tickets.  Discount not available online.

School Groups:

Falcon Theatre welcomes school groups for special performances.  Please contact Falcon directly to discuss dates, times, prices and availability. Contact Falcon


Please notify the box office in advance if you require wheelchair seating or have special seating needs and our staff will be happy to accommodate you.

Box Office Policy:

  • Online ticket purchases are a final sale with no refund. Please check your dates and times before making a purchase. Single tickets may be exchanged for another performance during the run of the show, but may not, however, be exchanged from one production to another.  Contact the Falcon Box Office for any and all exchanges.
  • If you have purchased tickets and cannot attend your performance, tickets released prior to performances are fully deductible as a charitable contribution. Call the Falcon box office prior to your performance to request a tax slip.
  • Latecomers will be seated at the discretion of the House Manager. Latecomers may be denied admission depending upon the demands or structure or a particular production. Please allow yourself adequate time to arrive, park, pick up your tickets, and be seated. Should you leave the theatre during a performance, readmittance will be at the discretion of the House Manager.
  • The use of cameras and recording devices (including camera phones) is strictly prohibited inside the theatre.
  • Not all shows at Falcon are suitable for children. Please check with our Box Office regarding content. Parents with disruptive children will be asked to leave.
  • If a performance needs to be cancelled due to inclement weather we will notify public information sources. We will also post cancellation information on our Website and our Box Office phone line. Please call our box office for ticket exchanges/refunds.

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